http://starstripedhero.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-01-02 09:30 pm

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[ Good evening, Ataraxion. Have +1 wired and drugged up American reporting from his room, dressed in this. One noticeable thing about him is the fact his hair is tousled, and one eye is sealed shut and swollen. The side of his lip looks busted, but he's smiling nonetheless. His glasses are missing; maybe it's easier to see those dilated pupils of his; but that's just because he hasn't put them back on yet. The rest of his face looked banged up a bit, but he flashed Tranquility a dazzling, blood stained smile. He's trembling as he speaks ]

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Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey HEYYYY YOU GUYS GUESS WHO IS BACK FROM A LITTLE TRIP that's right America is I bet you guys missed me a shit ton I totally would miss me too, hahahahahahaa!!! But I got myself some stuff right some stuff some GOOD STUFF, haahahaa not like saying that suspiciously or anything but I got SHIT GOOD SHIT check it out man check out this clothing piece of cake man cause I'm awesome fighting in wars and training does that for you by the way I don't think I'm immortal anymore this hahaha oh GOD THIS IS BAD REALLY BAD everything hurts and I'm bleeding and not healing and oh my GOD I'M IN AGONY BUT GUESS WHAT I GOT A FUCKING CHAINSAW AND REGRET NOTHING and it LIGHTS UP LIKE FUCKING CHRISTMAS HELL YEAH ow it hurts to talk really fast like this but you know what's PRETTY HELLA AWFUL OH MY GOD.... THE YEAR...
THE YEAR IS 938 AFTER EARTH, AFTER EARTH. YOU HEARD ME DAMN STRAIGHT I SAW A CALENDAR DUDES A CALENDAR THIS IS HEAVY.....
AAAAAHAHHAA---- AFTER. FUCKING. EARTH, HAHHAHAHAHHAH WE'RE SCREWED GUYS WE'RE SCREWED BUT WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS I'LL SAVE YOU I'LL HELP YOU I WILL BE THE HERO AND GET YOU ALL BACK HOME OH MY GOD THE PAIN THE AGONYYYYYYY. FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.

[ He's in near hysterics by now, and the feed clicks off. ]


[ ENCRYPTED TO AUSTRIA, 100% ]
AUSTRIA-BRO I GOT YOU SOME NICOTINE IF THAT PERTAINS TO YOUR INTEREST IT BETTER YOU SNOOTY RICH COCK. GET YOUR ASS HERE.

[ ENCRYPTED TO HUNGARY, OVER 9000% ]
OH MY GOD HUNGARY I'M SO MAD AT YOU DUDE BUT WHATEVER.... you're not the same without a frying pan so heeeeyyy guess who delivered it's like Christmas isn't it isn't it okay this frying pan is everything proof so you better fucking respect me for this it wasn't easy to get. COME TO MY ROOM AND GET IT.

[ ENCRYPTED TO BELARUS, AWESOME% ]
SO BELLA. HAHAHAA. WE'RE FUCKED. BUT GUESS WHAT. I GOT A DRESS FROM YOU OFF OF A SPACE HOOKER. YEAH I'M BADASS, THANK ME LATER. [ <-- may or may not be true. ]
IF YOU WANT IT, COME AND GET IT, BABE.

[[ ooc; for reference, this is what America successfully got away with:
1 x cool outfit
1 x chainsaw
1 x cartridge of cocaine
1 x frying pan - Hungary
1 x frilly dress - Belarus
1 x pack of cigarettes - Austria
1 x blue comb

if i cannot filter away from NPCs, let me know! o7 ]



[identity profile] bearsthevision.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
You seem to be quite alarmed at this.

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Are you high?!

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[personal profile] consulting 2012-01-03 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously, Chase.

[ Strung out Sherlock attempts to make serious face, gets distracted by the patterns in Chases' hair ]

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[personal profile] testgasm 2012-01-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Are you, um. Are you okay?

You've got--you've got something on your face, there.

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[identity profile] hagyjbeken.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)


A frying pan, huh? Guess it's better than nothing. Mind sharing what the hell you're on, though? I'm merely curious.

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[personal profile] consulting 2012-01-03 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ The consulting detective, who happens to be pretty near the Oxygen Garden. Because after all, that is where all the illegal happenings onboard the tranquility are happening' - has his back pressed up against the tree. Looking entirely strung out. His eyes almost flutter a few times before he says anything. ]

Yes, do advertise our findings. That won't stir up trouble at all.

[ He makes a waving gesture; as if to brush America off. ]

WHAT IS A FiLTER

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[personal profile] constructum 2012-01-03 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ ............


he really is on crack isn't he? ]


First off, you really need to calm down.

And secondly, who the hell has a chainsaw in space?

[ she isn't even about to ask about the date - yet. ]


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[identity profile] wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[...Goddamn he really does not want to let on that he's been there. He's just going to uh... put on the calmest facade he can. And ignore that "snooty rich cock" comment; at least one of those words is not true.]

...Thank you. Very much, really. Uhm... are you sure now would be the best time for me to come over? Or do you need a little bit to settle down?

Would you rather someone be there with you right now?

[...And for FUCK'S sake, his going-off-the-deep-end is too recent for all this not to be tempting. Why are you doing this. He'd really rather be sleeping calmly. Reaaally. ;;]
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[personal profile] walksonrooftops 2012-01-03 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
...

I shouldn't have lost sight of you. This sounds really bad.

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[personal profile] consulting 2012-01-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
- How unobservant do you have to be to lose sight of America ? Truly? He's about as discreet as Mr. Stark's ego! I mean just follow the sounds of brrrn brrrrn chainsaw noises!
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[identity profile] thats-asbestos.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god this kid. CAVE'S BEEN WATCHING, YOU KID. You caught his eye. You are an absolutely perfect candidate for future Science and Shenanigans.]

How'd you like to make sixty dollars?

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[identity profile] sparksrebellion.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Usually, she ignores crazy speak from crazy people. But holy shit. 938 AFTER EARTH. AFTER EARTH...This is definitely not good.]

Are you absolutely sure that you saw the right date?

It could have been a hallucination for all you know.

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[video] so we can pretend they've always.. known each other's voices/faces

[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-01-03 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Eridan looks like he just dawned the invisible Cloak of +10 Creeped Out.]

Wwhat the fuck happened to you? [No, okay, he can totally figure out something about this. DEDUCTIONS ARE EASY....]

938 years after Earth wwhat?

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[identity profile] handsofasoldier.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You, sir, are as spannered as a fucking bandicoot, so have a doctor giving you a disapproving look. ]

Get down to medbay.

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[personal profile] barkstabbark 2012-01-03 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh what the FUCK, why the hell did you get to sneak onto the fucking shuttle?! [HE CAN TELEPORT AND EVERYTHING WHY DID HE GET CAUGHT AND NOT YOU gdit unfair]

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[personal profile] coffeeking 2012-01-04 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I thought it was blissfully quieter than usual around here.

[a short pause as Ianto weighs the subjects at hand to address the most important first]

You bought a chainsaw.

[Yeeaah, the whole cosmically far into the future thing is just slightly less immediately important than the chainsaw.]

yw <3

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[identity profile] ihavesomany.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. This guy again. The Doctor may not have bothered, except... chainsaw. And the blood.]

What in the hell happened to you?

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[identity profile] in-three.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus, Alfred.

[he's somewhere between worried and appalled and totally knows you're high as a kite]

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[identity profile] bipolar-bride.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
What did you DO?

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