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Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] jurisimpudent) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-06-08 04:28 pm

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[The young man on the screen is very, very serious.]

My name is Miles Edgeworth. I am a prosecutor for the city of Los Angeles. I tell you this not only to inform you of my background but also to ensure that those who will suffer my wrath for this kidnapping are aware of precisely how fearsome it will be. Legally speaking.

First: I demand to speak with the so-called captain of this so-called ship.

Second: I demand to see a list of all rules and regulations aboard this ship.

Third: I demand to know precisely what attempts have been made to contact the outside authorities. Kindly provide me with an accounting of attempts made either by you or by others.

Fourth: I - [And here, at least, Miles has the good grace to pause, because maybe "demand" is just a bit too pushy.] Would like to know if anyone else here has a legal, criminal, or governmental background. I heard something about a volunteer security force - a preposterous notion, admittedly, but better than nothing - and I would like to hear from those on it, but I would also like to hear from any who have been abducted to this place who served in some official position at home.
circumitus: I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month. (i need an office)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
One: So-called captain, Ward, of the so-called ship, Tranquility, is more often quiet than helpful. Good luck.

Two: Rules and regulations are minimal, though I don't keep a copy of it myself. Someone may be able to provide it for you.

Three: Negative. Have not made outside contact. Do not care. Unable to speak for others who might have.

Four: Question. What is preposterous about a volunteer force? [She pauses, and stares a moment; head slowly tilts.] Additionally -- I am a tiny number among this division, but answer only when I am called.

Another question: What would you like to hear? [She takes things a little too literally, and that "demand" confuses her somewhat.]
circumitus: ...it got messy. (i did a shot of seamonkeys)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-09 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Hostile, standoffish... the lines are blurred for Rey. It's a good thing that she wouldn't take either to heart.]

Then you'll be looking for a long time. I don't think anyone here can speak for the truth yet.

The only ones already here are hardly around. Far as I'm aware, they know nothing. We're better off policing ourselves.

I am a volunteer. I served in the military before I was brought here. [She doesn't see it as being kidnapped, like most people do.]
circumitus: She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides. (it's not like i paid for sex)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-09 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Can't say. I did not work with people very much.
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-09 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Special Operations. [That was the legal term she'd been told to give, anyway. By someone. Not that she... remembers it all clearly...]
circumitus: This is drunk and confused... (this is worse than naked and afraid)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-09 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
The Commonwealth.
circumitus: Otherwise you'd be a dad by now. (thank god you're gay)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-09 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I patrol -- the ship is constantly changing and the hallways tend to move. If there is someplace where I am needed, then I am to tend to it. Should someone require help, then I am to help them. That is protocol.
circumitus: She literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me. (tomorrow never knows)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-09 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
And what kind of laws would those be?
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-09 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
As far as I know, those are handled on a case-by-case basis. However, security enforces the rules and regulations so that incidents of murder and assault do not occur. Also part of the job. My apologies, I may have neglected to mention that.
circumitus: She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides. (it's not like i paid for sex)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-09 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Patrols. Enforcing the rules. Doing what we do. Listening yet, or do you want to write this down for the record?
circumitus: ...it got messy. (i did a shot of seamonkeys)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-09 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Then you will want to talk to someone else. Providing concrete details isn't part of my job description. [Or, rather, she doesn't care for it to be.]